Question: Should there be a Salary cap in Futbol? ….or should teams spend all the money they want on players? Im saying, cause in other sports there is a salary cap, if you go over it there is a big tax that the league charges you. Practically they keep this salary cap, so bigger, richer [...]
Question: Should there be a Salary cap in Futbol?
….or should teams spend all the money they want on players?
Im saying, cause in other sports there is a salary cap, if you go over it there is a big tax that the league charges you. Practically they keep this salary cap, so bigger, richer teams dont go off and buy every single good player, example Real Madrid. Who have already baught two of the biggest stars in futbol, Kaka and Cristiano.
Im not saying there should be one, or there shouldnt be one, I just want to see what you people think about this.
Pele, considered the best futbol player ever is totally against this and he is practically saying its just “big fish eating the lil fish” theory. That teams like Real Madrid and Barsa can spend over $ 250 million, while teams like Almeria and Betis can only waste a couple million, hence showing the big differnce in European football were its always the top 2-3 teams in EVERY league (Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, Barca, Madrid, Inter, Milan, PSV, Ajax etc etc.)
If you understand what salary cap is, should there be one in Futbol also? Can this be applied in the FMF also?
Pele’s opinion: http://www.mediotiempo.com/futbol/internacional/noticias/2009/07/09/pele-dijo-que-el-gasto-del-real-madrid-en-fichajes-no-es-justo-ni-democratico
@NATE: wtf i dont complain about rich teams, Chivas is a rich team, ke no gasten es otra cosa. And im not saying every team has $ 250 million to spend, im using real madrid as an example….stop saying sh!t i didnt say.
@Carlos: good answer about Mex.
Answer:
Answer by Barcelona 187™
NO!!!!!!!! Were not the US with their salary caps. It will be fair to other teams but the big teams today will not have all their stars. We should leave football the way it is. Thats why its intersting when a small team beats a big team like madrid in el bernabeau.
BTW i asked this ? already a long time ago.
by Ohio Sea Grant and Stone Laboratory Question: What are some of your favorite quotes?? Some of mine are: She changed her hair, painted her nails, and renewed her wardrobe; She changed herself because she wanted to be noticed by the jock that every girl fell for… But while she was doing so, she lost [...]
Question: What are some of your favorite quotes??
Some of mine are:
She changed her hair, painted her nails, and renewed her wardrobe; She changed herself because she wanted to be noticed by the jock that every girl fell for… But while she was doing so, she lost her [ number 1 ] secret admirer. The guy that thought she was perfect when she no make-up, and when she dressed in ripped jeans. The guy that dreamt about being with her, while she dreamt of being with another…
Depend on no one because in life there’s a road you take. And one day, that road splits in two. At the end of each road is success, or failure. This isn’t a “guessing game,” it’s a, “You’re the only one that can choose your destiny.” By depending on no one, you make your own decision on you’re life. So choose wisely because either way, there’s no one to blame around you.
**Flashback;
Turn back in time where you used to sit 4 hours watching the Rugrats. Where you wouldn’t ever leave your house without your nano baby, and when Blues Clues was actually challenging. Rewind back to the times when your favorite shows were Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, and Rocko’s modern Life. When you watched re-runs of TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. When you remember reading every series of Goosebumps, or in that case, remember listening to your mom read them as she grew bored and bored and as you grew more excited as to what would happen next. When bringing plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school was pretty much cool, and saying “NOT,” after every sentence was the way to talk. When every argument was settled by rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, or daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. When cops and robbers was a daily activity, and when hide and go seek was put to pause only when it was snack time. The days when we used to actually obey our parents and when the radio was all we depended on for music. When you knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. When you always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny…so you gave up. When the Magic School Bus made you think that school buses could fly, and when yo-yos made you popular. When getting married meant buying your crush a Ring Pop, and blabbing some random words behind the dumpster. When reading that little paper in the fortune cookie meant everything to you because it predicted your life. The days when you could tell furbie all your little secrets and expect him to talk back, and when Beanie Babies were the talk of the class. When you got creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” And when you knew the Macarena by heart. When you lied to your parents to bring you to McDonalds because you were starving, when really, you wanted to play in the play place. When gas was $ 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing, and when checking out drawing books and “Rainbow Fish” from the library was the cool thing to do.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear we didn’t bother to think of how good things were.
Flashback…to the world we live in now.
**You think you know who your true friends are? wait till high school & see who’s there for you when your ex boyfriend spreads rumors about you. Think you’ll never do drugs? Wait till it’s right there in front of you & all your “friends” are doing it. Think your tough? Wait till you say the wrong thing to the wrong person-see who backs down first. Think you’re smart? Wait till you have an English paper, science project, history test & a 10 minute monologue due tomorrow cause you were absent for 1 day. Think you’re cool? wait till you’re the only one who doesn’t make the sports team, see how cool you are then. you think you’re popular? Wait till your parents can’t afford the new Hollister jeans everyone has. Think you’ll never fall in love? Wait till a guy looks deep in your eyes & says he loves you. Think you’ll never get your heart broken? wait till that same guy who said he loved you is holding another girl behind your back. Think you won’t have sex? Wait till the guy you think you love says it’ll make you closer. Think “nothing’s going to happen to you”? Yea wait till you’re sitting in a jail cell, wondering how you got caught. Think that you’re always going to be your own individual? Well wait till one morning when you look in the mirror & you’re just like everybody else.
I don’t want someone constantly
Saying I’m beautiful or hot or sexy.
I want someone who will fight with me,
Tell me he hates me
And acts like he’s crying just so I will kiss him.
I want someone who will make fun of me,
Do things with him, And his friends,
And not always do everything I say.
I don’t want the “perfect guy” to every other girl.
I want my perfect guy.
The one who is no where near perfect
And knows I’m not either,
But loves me anyways.
Don’t base your decisions
on the advice of people
who don’t have to deal with the results.
I’m so sick of immaturity, of name calling,
of labels, of gossip..of High school.
It doesn’t make sense any more. &
I find myself being nice to people
that I rather kill.
Always be a first-rate version
of yourself instead of second-rate
version of somebody else..
Friends are friends,
& in some cases,
that’s all they`ll ever be.
If you have to try an convince yourself you don’t
care about someone- you care about them more than
you think.
Laugh at stupid jokes. CRY. Get revenge. Apologize. Tell someone how much they really mean to you. Let someone know what they’re missing. Laugh till your stomach hurts…live life, because tomorrow’s not guaranteed to anyone.
SORRY HUN. BUT UNLIKE YOU, I’M NOT
A DOORKNOB WHERE EVERYONE GETS
A TURN. I’M MORE OF A CASINO. WHERE
ONLY THE LUCKY ONES WIN THE JACKPOT.
Don`t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You`re deeply missable. However, he`s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is cause he`s choosing, everyday, not to be with you.
The world is going to throw us a million reasons
why this isn`t gunna work out between us,
but I`m armed with the one reason why it will ; I love you
Love your enemies just in case
your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards
I believe in love at first sight,
Hope of a new tomorrows,
Second chances,
Living with no regrets,
Long walks on the beach,
& Knowing that everything has a purpose.
When she was 4, she wished she could wear makeup, and ::mini skirts:: Now, she wishes she could play in the mud, and sleep with her teddy bear that used to be her best friend… she used to wish for change, and now her wish finally came true, after that she would do anything, to stop everything from diversifying
Do anything and everything in life… because there’s gonna come a time when you think back when you were just a kid; When you’re biggest fear was that Santa Claus was gonna give you coal for Christmas. That you’d stick your tooth under our pillow, and t he tooth fairy would forget to leave you a 5 dollar bill…And that it wouldn’t cross the Easter Bunny’s mind to leave you a basket of treats. Then you’ll see that you’re only fear you can’t seem to get over is the fear that all those little childhood worries are just gonna be memories… and before you know it, you’d be the one saying, “ Wow, those were the days…”
“Sometimes, you gotta teach yourself how to get up from a hard fall… cuz if you call for someone’s help… they just might push you back down…. ”
Answer:
Answer by Run Baby Run Dont Ever Look Back
“were all survivors until someone or something takes that title away”
“The truth has this funny mysterious way fo alwys finding daylight”
“a heart is a fragile thing that we protect them so vigioursly give them away so rarley and why is means so much when we do, some hearts a more fragile than others like crystal in a world of glass even the way they shatter is beautiful”
” if you could kick the person in the pants responsibel for most of your troubles you wouldnt sit for a month”
Question: is this from a song or is it a quote? easy 10 points. [ i need the name of song if it's a song ]? ******************************************************************************** Turn back in time where you used to sit 4 hours watching the Rugrats. Where you wouldn’t ever leave your house without your nano baby, and when Blues [...]
Question: is this from a song or is it a quote? easy 10 points. [ i need the name of song if it's a song ]?
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Turn back in time where you used to sit 4 hours watching the Rugrats. Where you wouldn’t ever leave your house without your nano baby, and when Blues Clues was actually challenging. Rewind back to the times when your favorite shows were Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, and Rocko’s modern Life. When you watched re-runs of TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. When you remember reading every series of Goosebumps, or in that case, remember listening to your mom read them as she grew bored and bored and as you grew more excited as to what would happen next. When bringing plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school was pretty much cool, and saying “NOT,” after every sentence was the way to talk. When every argument was settled by rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, or daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. When cops and robbers was a daily activity, and when hide and go seek was put to pause only when it was snack time. The days when we used to actually obey our parents and when the radio was all we depended on for music. When you knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. When you always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny…so you gave up. When the Magic School Bus made you think that school buses could fly, and when yo-yos made you popular. When getting married meant buying your crush a Ring Pop, and blabbing some random words behind the dumpster. When reading that little paper in the fortune cookie meant everything to you because it predicted your life. The days when you could tell furbie all your little secrets and expect him to talk back, and when Beanie Babies were the talk of the class. When you got creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” And when you knew the Macarena by heart. When you lied to your parents to bring you to McDonalds because you were starving, when really, you wanted to play in the play place. When gas was $ 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing, and when checking out drawing books and “Rainbow Fish” from the library was the cool thing to do.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear we didn’t bother to think of how good things were.
Flashback…to the world we live in now.
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2.
**You think you know who your true friends are? wait till high school & see who’s there for you when your ex boyfriend spreads rumors about you. Think you’ll never do drugs? Wait till it’s right there in front of you & all your “friends” are doing it. Think your tough? Wait till you say the wrong thing to the wrong person-see who backs down first. Think you’re smart? Wait till you have an English paper, science project, history test & a 10 minute monologue due tomorrow cause you were absent for 1 day. Think you’re cool? wait till you’re the only one who doesn’t make the sports team, see how cool you are then. you think you’re popular? Wait till your parents can’t afford the new Hollister jeans everyone has. Think you’ll never fall in love? Wait till a guy looks deep in your eyes & says he loves you. Think you’ll never get your heart broken? wait till that same guy who said he loved you is holding another girl behind your back. Think you won’t have sex? Wait till the guy you think you love says it’ll make you closer. Think “nothing’s going to happen to you”? Yea wait till you’re sitting in a jail cell, wondering how you got caught. Think that you’re always going to be your own individual? Well wait till one morning when you look in the mirror & you’re just like everybody else.
TYSM!!!
Answer:
Answer by Branden
a quote. i think it’s a speech.
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Capt. Blair travels to Key West, Florida to fish offshore for yellowtail snapper, permit and amberjack with Capt. Rush Maltz. Get the Gear the Mogan Man Uses @ www.addictivefishing.com
Capt. Blair Wiggins travels to south Texas to fish for big trout and redfish. Get the Gear the Mogan Man Uses @ www.addictivefishing.com
Capt. Blair heads to the Florida Keys to fish for snapper and grouper offshore and snook inshore with Capt. George Clark, Jr. Get the Gear the Mogan Man Uses @ www.addictivefishing.com From The Alaska Experience Travel Guide : www.Videosource.com for stock footage and complete travel program availability Transcript Beginning 0ne hundred miles southwest of homer, [...]
Capt. Blair heads to the Florida Keys to fish for snapper and grouper offshore and snook inshore with Capt. George Clark, Jr. Get the Gear the Mogan Man Uses @ www.addictivefishing.com
From The Alaska Experience Travel Guide : www.Videosource.com for stock footage and complete travel program availability Transcript Beginning 0ne hundred miles southwest of homer, this area is the site of a massive Volcanic eruption which occured in 1912. The explosions that created this moonscape were so immense, that they were heard 750 miles away in juneau. This area is also one of the most popular sport fishing regions in alaska… If not in the world. The alaskan peninsula is almost entirely devoid of roads, and the bears make the trails. Here, as in many parts of alaska , the small plane is the main means of transportation, and the many fishing lodges scattered throughout the region Rely heavily on small floatplanes to get their guests to the Spectacular fishing grounds the alaskan peninsula is famous for. Nearly a dozen species of freshwater gamefish inhabit this unique area which has produced more World records than any other part of alaska . The bristol bay basin is home to the largest Sockeye or red salmon runs in the world. each summer millions of mature sockeye salmon, averaging 8 pounds , migrate back to bristol bay tributaries to spawn. Following the call of some ancient instinct, the Mature fish swim up their native rivers from the ocean, across the lakes and into the smallest creeks To the place of their birth. Upon reaching their Breeding grounds the salmon mate, spawn and then Die, leaving their flesh to fertilize this delicate ecosystem. The trillions …
by Ohio Sea Grant and Stone Laboratory Question: actual product warnings .Funny or not ? “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet. “Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for [...]
Question: actual product warnings .Funny or not ?
“Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.
“Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
“For external use only!” — On a curling iron.
“Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.
“Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.
“Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
“Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
“Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
“This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.
“Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” — On a container of underarm deodorant.
“Do not drive with sunshield in place.” — On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
“Caution: This is not a safety protective device.” — On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
“Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.” — On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.
“Battery may explore or leak.” — On a battery. See a scanned image.
“Do not eat toner.” — On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
“Not intended for highway use.” — On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
“This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” — On a Holmes bathroom heater.
“May irritate eyes.” — On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
“Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” — On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”
“Caution! Contents hot!” — On a Domino’s Pizza box.
“Caution: Hot beverages are hot!” — On a coffee cup.
“Warning: May contain small parts.” — On a frisbee.
“Do not use orally.” — On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
“Please keep out of children.” — On a butcher knife.
“Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.” — On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
“Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.
“Warning: Do not use on eyes.” — In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
“Do not look into laser with remaining eye.” — On a laser pointer.
“Do not use for drying pets.” — In the manual for a microwave oven.
“For use on animals only.” — On an electric cattle prod.
“For use by trained personnel only.” — On a can of air freshener.
“Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.” — On a can of air freshener.
“Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.” — On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
Answer:
Answer by miranda
These are awesome!!!
Question: Survey: Are these warnings really necessary? Product Warnings: “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet. “Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. “For external use only!” — [...]
Question: Survey: Are these warnings really necessary?
Product Warnings:
“Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.
“Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
“For external use only!” — On a curling iron.
“Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.
“Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.
“Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
“Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
“Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
“This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.
Answer:
Answer by Sean H
yes they are just incase someone stupid enough to do it they cant sue
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Capt. Blair travels to Venice, Louisiana to fish for mahi mahi, yellowfin tuna offshore around the oil rigs and redfish in the marsh. Get the Gear the Mogan Man Uses @ www.addictivefishing.com
Extreme Bluefin Tuna Fishing, on the Ridge. Nova Scotia zappacharters.com
Question: EASY 10 POINTS: Is my writing any good? Read only as far as you want. I’ve taken an excerpt from the beginning of my 10th chapter. It’s explaining the environment, so it “tells” more than “shows”. The dialogue doesn’t start till a bit later. Is my writing any good? Is my sentence structure, flow, [...]
Question: EASY 10 POINTS: Is my writing any good?
Read only as far as you want.
I’ve taken an excerpt from the beginning of my 10th chapter. It’s explaining the environment, so it “tells” more than “shows”. The dialogue doesn’t start till a bit later.
Is my writing any good? Is my sentence structure, flow, description, and whatever else okay?
Thank you.
Excerpt:
The west side park of Lac du Bourget was overgrown with wild flowers and prairie grass, but this gardening was intentional. The higher social women, who found the exotic outlay intriguing, often met on the fields with their outdoor blankets, to sit and reminisce while waving amorously to the fishermen on the lake. Jane and her eldest cousin, Bridgette Claire, found a steady incline beside the grove of cherry blossoms. There they were joined with five other young ladies, one of whom boasted an engagement ring. The elders stationed themselves yards away, and as Jane thought, it was to distinguish themselves from the youthful who flaunted their bachelorhood for all to see. It was especially aimed toward the mature men who sported after fish along the opposing bank.
“I’ll be sitting with the elders soon,” said the first girl, holding out her hand and spinning the golden band around her frail finger.
Bridgette leaned closer to Jane with a whisper. “She would be the dream assistant for those fishermen, you know.”
“What do you mean?” asked Jane.
“With those talons, she would collect baskets of fish.”
The girls giggled.
“Maybe,” said Jane, “that’s why she’s getting married. She caught her man with the uncivil show of an eagle and he’s too frightened to leave her.”
Bridgette tried to swallow her hysterics and snorted. The band of young women hushed, looking in her direction. All had the similar expression of disgust.
“Pig,” one said.
“Well, than I belong,” said Bridgette. “This is the pen house, is it not? I thought I saw a cow wearing a woman’s hat.”
The girl gasped. “How terrible!”
“A shameful excuse for a woman,” said the newly engaged girl.
“Do farmers keep eagles in pens?” asked Jane to Bridgette.
The two lost themselves in laughter, Bridgette snorting a great deal before they found themselves abandoned by the group.
Opinions? Advice? Thank you.
Answer:
Answer by Theo Bammens
whats this easy 10 points all about?….
by Ohio Sea Grant and Stone Laboratory Question: Which’of’these’waring’labels are’the/dumbest? Product Warnings: “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet. “Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. “For external [...]
Question: Which’of’these’waring’labels are’the/dumbest?
Product Warnings:
“Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.
“Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
“For external use only!” — On a curling iron.
“Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.
“Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.
“Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.
“Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
“Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
“Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
“This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.
“Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” — On a container of underarm deodorant.
“Do not drive with sunshield in place.” — On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
“Caution: This is not a safety protective device.” — On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
“Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.” — On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.
“Battery may explore or leak.” — On a battery. See a scanned image.
“Do not eat toner.” — On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
“Not intended for highway use.” — On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
“This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” — On a Holmes bathroom heater.
“May irritate eyes.” — On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
“Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” — On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”
“Caution! Contents hot!” — On a Domino’s Pizza box.
“Caution: Hot beverages are hot!” — On a coffee cup.
“Caution: Shoots rubber bands.” — On a product called “Rubber Band Shooter.”
“Warning: May contain small parts.” — On a frisbee.
“Do not use orally.” — On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
“Please keep out of children.” — On a butcher knife.
“Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.” — On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
“Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.
“Warning: Do not use on eyes.” — In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
“Do not look into laser with remaining eye.” — On a laser pointer.
“Do not use for drying pets.” — In the manual for a microwave oven.
“For use on animals only.” — On an electric cattle prod.
“For use by trained personnel only.” — On a can of air freshener.
“Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.” — On a can of air freshener.
“Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.” — On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
“Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.” — In the manual for a jetski.
“Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.” — A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
“Do not use as ear plugs.” — On a package of silly putty.
“Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.” — On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
“Warning: knives are sharp!” — On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
“Not for weight control.” — On a pack of Breath Savers.
“Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.” — On the label of a bottled drink.
“Theft of this container is a crime.” — On a milk crate.
“Do not use intimately.” — On a tube of deodorant.
“Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.” — On a box of rat poison.
“Fragile. Do not drop.” — Posted on a Boeing 757.
“Cannot be made non-poisonous.” — On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
“Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.” — On a portable stroller.
“Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.” — On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
“Look before driving.” — On the dash board of a mail truck.
“Do not iron clothes on body.” — On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
“Do not drive car or operate machinery.” — On
Answer:
Answer by justasmalltowngirl
“Do not use for drying pets.” — In the manual for a microwave oven.”
or…
“Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.” — On a portable stroller.”
its a tie -_-
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